AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
(via pizza)Source: flandle
OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED I LOVE THOSE BOOKS
yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(via trinathewolf)Source: kryptkitten13
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)Source: yugoslave4u
This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.
posts like these are the reason i love tumblr
everyone says tumblr users would be bad parents but i disagree
(via silent-suicidal-screams)Source: lower-class-brat
This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.
Reblogged this before, Will reblog again.
(via silent-suicidal-screams)Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore